she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
