i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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