In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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