i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Randomize
