I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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