I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just invented taco cereal.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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