I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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