Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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