you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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