I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
