sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
