its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We need to rekindle our bromance
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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