This is not my ceiling
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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