doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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