Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
