but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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