id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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