I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
A+ Viking dick
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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