and my herpes radar will keep us safe
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize