Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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