Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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