Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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