i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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