he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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