just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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