before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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