And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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