love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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