I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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