I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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