Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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