I bet he comes in French.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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