Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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