she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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