He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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