You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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