Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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