just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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