Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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