it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My penis needs a shock collar
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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