Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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