How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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