I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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