Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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