Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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