i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
