out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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