Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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