I wanna passion pit in your ass
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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