As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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