We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
you never un-have a 4some
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