What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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