did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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