Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Randomize
