Little spoons don't ask big questions
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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