Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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