how can u be prego again
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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